Checklist: Overlay Text: No Options: A. When someone steals your food, you write a passive-aggressive note on the fridge that subtly mentions their name. (Points: 1) B. You deliberately misspell a rival’s name in a public thank-you post to annoy them. (Points: 3) C. You block someone entirely, then immediately unblock them so they get a notification that you were thinking about them. (Points: 5) D. You read a rival’s humble-brag post aloud to a friend, mocking them privately. (Points: 2) E. You start following (and heavily engaging with) a professional rival’s biggest competitor online. (Points: 4) F. You spend five minutes drafting a mean email, then delete it and move on. (Points: 1) G. You send an anonymous gift basket with an item that subtly symbolizes the Rival's failure (Points: 5) H. You "accidentally" reply all to a large group with a private, dismissive text about someone. (Points: 3) I. When you run into a rival, you loudly pretend to forget their name for a moment. (Points: 4) J. You post a very successful update, but add a postscript thanking everyone who didn't humble-brag to you. (Points: 2) K. You buy non-dairy creamer that looks identical to your stolen creamer and replace it just to watch the thief suffer. (Points: 5) L. You only communicate with a difficult person using cold, minimal emojis for a month. (Points: 1) M. When complimenting a rival, you intentionally use a condescending term like "cute" or "sweet." (Points: 3) N. You bring a dessert to a potluck that you know one specific person secretly hates. (Points: 4) O. You wait until someone is washing their hands, take the last paper towel, and then walk out without telling them the dispenser is empty. (Points: 5) P. You change your Wi-Fi name to something passive-aggressive directed at your neighbor. (Points: 2) Q. You "forget" to introduce a rival to a key, important person in a group setting. (Points: 4) R. You wait exactly seven hours after a post to like it, making it seem like an afterthought. (Points: 1) S. You wait until someone returns a borrowed item damaged, then you destroy something of theirs and return it with a simple, empty apology. (Points: 5) T. You comment on a boastful post using only facts and data, sucking the emotion out of their claim. (Points: 3) Results: - The Novice: You are mostly harmless and prefer internal venting over external conflict. Your pettiness is low-effort and easily forgotten. - The Amateur Strategist: You engage in pettiness regularly, using mild public snubs and tactical digital moves. You get even, but only if it's convenient. - The Executive Producer or 40 Cent: You are highly calculated. Your pettiness is memorable, often requiring careful planning, and effectively punishes the target without resorting to outright malice. - The Full 50 Cent: You are a relentless master of retribution. Your actions involve psychological warfare, proxy attacks, and tangible acts of sabotage. You ensure your opponent regrets ever crossing your path.