Q1: You wake up in a room with no memory of your name. What is your first instinct? A. Start performing physics experiments with my IV drip to determine the local gravity. [You Are Ryland Grance] B. Try to communicate with the automated robotic arms—maybe they have a "help" button. [You Are Rocky] C. Honestly? Panic. Then immediately look for a way to get some coffee. [You Are Eva Stratt] D. Start assessing the structural integrity of the walls. I need to know how this room was built. [You Are The Crew] Q2: A massive, world-ending crisis is approaching. What is your role in the solution? A. I’m the one coming up with the wild, "outside the box" scientific theory. [You Are Ryland Grance] B. I’m the one actually building the machine that makes the theory work. [You Are Rocky] C. I’m the one making the hard, borderline-illegal decisions to ensure everyone stays on task. [You Are Eva Stratt] D. I’m the one making sure the team stays fed and healthy while they work. [You Are The Crew] Q3: You encounter an alien for the first time. It looks like a giant rock-spider. You: A. Start a linguistic exchange using math and clock dials. Science is the universal language! [You Are Ryland Grance] B. Wave enthusiastically and offer it a tool. We’re going to be best friends, I can feel it. [You Are Rocky] C. Stay behind the reinforced glass and draft a 500-page protocol on containment. [You Are Eva Stratt] D. Check to see if its atmosphere is toxic to me. Safety first, introductions second. [You Are The Crew] Q4: How do you handle high-stress situations? A. With a lot of internal monologue and self-deprecating humor. [You Are Ryland Grance] B. With a frantic, "Amaze! Amaze! Amaze!" attitude. I work better when I'm busy. [You Are Rocky] C. With cold, calculated efficiency. I don't have time for feelings right now. [You Are Eva Stratt] D. I follow the procedures I was trained for. Routine is my armor. [You Are The Crew] Q5: What is your "love language"? A. Teaching. If I explain how this works to you, it means I care. [You Are Ryland Grance] B. Acts of Service. I will literally rebuild your ship’s life support systems for you. [You Are Rocky] C. I will save the world so you have a place to live, even if you hate me for it. [You Are Eva Stratt] D. Quality Time. Just being in the same room (or airlock) is enough for me. [You Are The Crew] Q6: You’re offered a one-way mission to save humanity. Do you go? A. I’ll go, but I might need to be "persuaded" (or drugged) first. [You Are Ryland Grance] B. I’ll go. My people need me, and there's work to be done in the stars. [You Are Rocky] C. I’m the one sending the people on the mission. Someone has to stay behind and run the show. [You Are Eva Stratt] D. I’ll go. I took an oath, and I intend to keep it. [You Are The Crew] Q7: What is your favorite type of music? A. Something classic and nostalgic—anything that reminds me of home. [You Are Ryland Grance] B. Pure, mathematical chords and harmony. Lyrics are distracting. [You Are Rocky] C. I don't listen to music; I listen to status reports and news briefings. [You Are Eva Stratt] D. Something upbeat that I can work to. [You Are The Crew] Q8: You have a limited supply of "The Coma Slurry" (nutritional goop). How do you eat it? A. While complaining about the flavor but secretly being grateful it exists. [You Are Ryland Grance] B. I don't eat goop. I prefer a nice, hot meal of... whatever. [You Are Rocky] C. Quickly and efficiently. Food is just fuel. [You Are Eva Stratt] D. I try to spice it up or make it a social event with my crewmates. [You Are The Crew] Q9: A teammate makes a massive mistake that threatens the mission. You: A. Walk them through the logic of why they were wrong and help them fix it. [You Are Ryland Grance] B. Say "Fist my bump!" and tell them it's okay—we'll just build a better version. [You Are Rocky] C. Remind them that they are replaceable and that the mission is everything. [You Are Eva Stratt] D. Quietly fix the error myself and move on. [You Are The Crew] Q10: What do you want your legacy to be? A. The person who taught others how to survive. [You Are Ryland Grance] B. The person who was a "Good Friend." [You Are Rocky] C. The person who did the "Necessary Evil" to save the "Greater Good." [You Are Eva Stratt] D. A hero who followed the plan to the very end. [You Are The Crew] Results: - You Are Ryland Grance: You are the heart of the story. You’re smart, funny, and perhaps a bit of a coward until the stakes are high enough. You solve problems with logic and teaching, and while you didn't ask to be a hero, you’re the only one who can save us. You’re ready for the Ryan Gosling treatment. Just remember to pack extra pens. - You Are Rocky: Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! You are the ultimate partner. You are incredibly skilled with your hands (or claws), loyal to a fault, and you view the world through a lens of wonder and mathematics. You are the friend everyone wishes they had in a vacuum. You’re the breakout star of the movie. Everyone is going to want a plushie of you. - You Are Eva Stratt: You are the "Admin." You don't care about being liked; you care about the survival of the species. You are pragmatic, powerful, and willing to take the heat so others can do their jobs. Without you, the ship would never have left the ground. You’re the one everyone loves to debate on Reddit. Was she a villain or the only sane person in the room? - You Are The Crew: You represent the best of human training and discipline. You are reliable, brave, and you believe in the mission more than yourself. You are the foundation that allows the geniuses to do their work. You’re the emotional weight of the film—the reminder of what we’re fighting for back on Earth.
