Rick and Morty Personality Quiz: Which Character Are You?

Grab a screwdriver, isolate the quantum matrix, and use it to boost your modified toaster.

Stutter nervously, complain that this violates basic safety protocols, and get dragged into a portal anyway.

Take a video of it for your story with a dry caption about how deeply toxic your family environment is.

Ask if it can help fix the weed whacker, then immediately step on it.

A hastily assembled, bass-heavy musical number that accidentally wins an intergalactic talent show.

A desperate, sobbing plea for mercy while hiding under the dining room table.

A fiercely sarcastic insult that cuts deeper than any plasma weapon the federation owns.

A multi-level marketing pitch for a high-end organic juice cleanse.

Doing black-market trades with bird-people in an alternate dimension to find the perfect hangover cure.

Trying to have a normal conversation with your crush without sweating through your shirt or ruining the space-time continuum.

Texting under the dinner table while entirely ignoring your parents' impending separation.

Listening to human music on a loop while wearing a windbreaker and organizing your coin collection.

Establish dominance immediately. There can only be one alpha me, and this alternate guy looks like a total amateur.

Get incredibly insecure, ask them if they have a better life than me, and start hyperventilating about the concept of infinity.

Ask them where they bought their jacket, mock their posture, and completely ignore them to look back at my phone.

Try to start a complicated handshake routine, get immediately scammed out of my wallet by myself, and cry.