Checklist: Check every statement that sounds like you on a Monday morning: Overlay Text: Yes Options: A. I treat "rules" more like "guidelines" than actual laws (Points: 1) B. I always have a backup plan for my backup plan (even if it makes no sense) (Points: 1) C. I am a master of talking my way out of trouble just by confusing people (Points: 1) D. I can’t resist the urge to go on an adventure, even if it’s dangerous (Points: 1) E. I would definitely go to the ends of the earth to save my best friend (Points: 1) F. I have a very specific "lucky" item that I never go anywhere without (Points: 1) G. I’m excellent at navigating my way through a crisis without a map (Points: 1) H. I’ve been known to be a little bit "eccentric" according to my friends (Points: 1) I. I would rather be my own boss on a leaky boat than follow a King on a fancy one (Points: 1) J. I always keep a sharp eye out for hidden opportunities or "treasure" (Points: 1) Results: - You Are The Landlubber: You are much safer on solid ground. You value logic, order, and staying dry, three things that are in short supply in the Caribbean. While you appreciate a good story about ghost ships, you have no desire to actually be on one. You’d likely be the first one to suggest calling the authorities during a pirate raid. Your ideal "treasure" is a comfortable chair and a quiet afternoon far away from the Kraken. - You Are The Deckhand: You are "Part of the ship, part of the crew." You have enough spark to enjoy the adventure, but you’re still learning how to navigate the treachery. You are loyal, hardworking, and you can handle a sword (or a heavy workload) when necessary. You might not be giving the orders yet, but you are the reason the ship stays afloat. With a little more "guideline-breaking," you could be a legendary pirate in the making. - You Are The First Mate: You are the brains of the operation. Like Elizabeth Swann or Will Turner, you have the skills, the bravery, and the moral compass to lead when things get messy. You are highly capable and usually the most sensible person on the deck. People rely on you to keep the Captain from doing something truly reckless. You are a formidable ally and a terrifying enemy, possessing a perfect balance of honor and pirate grit. - You Are The Pirate Lord: Hide the rum! You are a chaotic force of nature. Like Captain Jack Sparrow or Barbossa, you are unpredictable, brilliant, and completely untameable. You don't just follow the wind; you command it. You have a "savvy" for every situation and a knack for surviving things that should have ended you years ago. You live for the horizon and the "freedom" of the sea. The world is your treasure map, and you’re just getting started.
