Q1: You have a vision of a catastrophic future that you cannot change. How do you spend your day? A. Trying to find a single path that doesn't lead to more blood. [You Are Paul Atreides] B. Organizing a resistance. If the "Messiah" won't save us, we’ll save ourselves. [You Are Chani] C. If the universe is going to burn, I might as well hold the torch. [You Are Scytale] D. Writing it down. History needs a record of how we failed. [You Are Princess Irulan] Q2: A Tleilaxu Face Dancer offers you a perfect clone of a loved one you lost. You: A. Refuse. It’s a trap, and a ghost is just a memory with a heartbeat. [You Are Paul Atreides] B. Refuse. It’s a trap, and a ghost is just a memory with a heartbeat. [You Are Chani] C. Refuse. It’s a trap, and a ghost is just a memory with a heartbeat. [You Are Scytale] D. Use the gift to manipulate my enemies. Everyone has a price. [You Are Princess Irulan] Q3: As the Emperor/Empress, how do you handle a conspiracy within your own council? A. I’ve already seen how this ends, and my move was made years ago [You Are Paul Atreides] B. Root them out with brutal, Fremen efficiency. [You Are Chani] C. Feed them misinformation and let them destroy each other. [You Are Scytale] D. Maybe the "tyrant" deserves to be overthrown. [You Are Princess Irulan] Q4: What is your weapon of choice in the Imperial era? A. Prescience. Knowing what your enemy will do before they think of it. [You Are Paul Atreides] B. A crysknife and the weight of tradition. [You Are Chani] C. Psychological warfare and high-tech deception. [You Are Scytale] D. Psychological warfare and high-tech deception. [You Are Princess Irulan] Q5: You are the sibling of a Living God. How do you deal with the shadow they cast? A. Protect them. Their burden is heavier than anyone knows. [You Are Paul Atreides] B. Distance myself. I have my own path to forge in the deep desert. [You Are Chani] C. If people want a miracle, I'll give them one they'll never forget. [You Are Scytale] D. Even gods can bleed, and I need to be ready for when they do. [You Are Princess Irulan] Q6: The "Holy War" has claimed billions of lives in your name. How do you sleep at night? A. I don't. I spend the night calculating the "lesser of two evils." [You Are Paul Atreides] B. I sleep soundly knowing I did what was necessary for my people's survival. [You Are Chani] C. I find comfort in the fact that I am the one holding the leash. [You Are Scytale] D. I focus on the beauty of the desert; the stars don't care about human wars. [You Are Princess Irulan] Q7: Choose your 2026 Arrakeen aesthetic: A. A tattered, dust-stained stillsuit under a heavy Imperial robe. [You Are Paul Atreides] B. Traditional Fremen gear with a rebellious, modern edge. [You Are Chani] C. Sleek, shifting Tleilaxu fabrics that seem to change color in the light. [You Are Scytale] D. Regal, suffocating court dress that signals power but feels like a cage. [You Are Princess Irulan] Q8: What is the most dangerous thing in the universe? A. Absolute certainty. [You Are Paul Atreides] B. A broken promise. [You Are Chani] C. A man with nothing left to lose. [You Are Scytale] D. A story that everyone believes is true. [You Are Princess Irulan] Q9: You are offered the "Water of Life," but it might kill you or drive you mad. Your move? A. Drink it. I need the truth, no matter the cost. [You Are Paul Atreides] B. Pour it out. We shouldn't be playing with the biology of the gods. [You Are Chani] C. Give it to someone else first and see what happens. [You Are Scytale] D. Study it. Knowledge is only useful if you're alive to use it. [You Are Princess Irulan] Q10: The trailer shows a massive explosion that could change everything. What are you doing in that moment? A. Walking toward it. It’s time to face my fate. [You Are Paul Atreides] B. Running away to regroup and fight another day. [You Are Chani] C. Watching from a distance, smiling as the plan comes together. [You Are Scytale] D. Shielding the innocent. Someone has to care about the people. [You Are Princess Irulan] Results: - You Are Paul Atreides: You are the "Messiah" who never wanted the job. You’re brilliant, haunted, and trapped by your own foresight. You understand that power isn't a prize; it's a prison. You’re playing 4D chess with the universe, but you’re starting to wonder if the game is even worth winning. - You Are Chani: You are the grounding force in a world of madness. You value loyalty, tradition, and the raw truth of the desert. You aren't interested in thrones or prophecies—only in the people you love and the land you walk on. You are the rebel heart. While everyone else is arguing about religion, you’re making sure the water stays pure. - You Are Scytale: You are the wildcard. You operate in the margins, using deception and biology as your primary tools. You don't have a side; you have an objective. People find you charming, but they should probably check their pockets (and their pulse) after you leave. You’re the disruptor. In a world of rigid empires, you are the fluid that breaks the gears. - You Are Princess Irulan: You are the observer and the architect of the narrative. You may not lead the armies, but you are the one who decides how they are remembered. You are patient, intellectual, and far more dangerous than people realize. You’re the silent power. You know that whoever writes the history books eventually wins the war.
