Personality Quiz: Which Jason Statham Character Are You?

Calmly execute a precision reverse-parallel maneuver that traps their car entirely. Rules are rules, and they just broke them.

Smirk, make a witty quip about their lack of driving skills, and ram their bumper just enough to make a point.

Sprint out of your car, yell something entirely incomprehensible, and start doing jumping jacks on their hood to keep your heart rate up.

Look at them with a completely deadpan expression, and prepare to systematically dismantle their entire infrastructure.

I create my own highly specific rules and adhere to them with religious devotion.

Rules are just mild inconveniences for people who don't have an elite, weaponized family backing them up.

I don't even have time to obey the laws of gravity right now, let alone human regulations.

I respect the natural order of the ecosystem. If human laws protect the corrupt, I ignore them to protect the hive.

I will transport them out of the danger zone safely for a strictly pre-negotiated fee. No questions asked.

I’ll save them, but I will relentlessly insult their life choices and their driving skills the entire time.

I’m already awake, covered in sweat, and currently fighting off assassins on a moving helicopter. I'll swing by in two minutes.

If they were kind to me when I needed it, I will burn down the entire global syndicate that inconvenienced them.

To clean my car, change my shirt, and sit in quiet, uninterrupted European solitude.

To have an expensive drink with my family... even the family members I used to try to assassinate.

To simply stay alive for another five consecutive minutes without my heart exploding.

To quietly return to my solitary, peaceful hobby and pretend none of this ever happened.