Q1: What is your primary motivation for work? A. Saving lives, even if the system is actively trying to stop me. [ER Doctor from The Pitt] B. Taking down corrupt billionaires and "Supes." [Vigilante from The Boys] C. Protecting the leader of the free world (and their secrets). [Secret Service from Paradise] D. Finding glory and honor while traveling the countryside. [Squire from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms] Q2: A crisis happens at 4:00 AM. What is your first move? A. Scrub in. The ER is about to get busy. [ER Doctor from The Pitt] B. Check the dark web for intel on whoâs responsible. [Vigilante from The Boys] C. Secure the bunker and initiate a lockdown. [Secret Service from Paradise] D. Saddle the horse and check my shield. [Squire from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms] Q3: How do you handle a boss you donât like? A. I ignore them and do whatâs best for the patient. [ER Doctor from The Pitt] B. I blackmail them or plot their spectacular downfall. [Vigilante from The Boys] C. I remain professional and document their every mistake. [Secret Service from Paradise] D. I challenge them to a trial by combat. [Squire from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms] Q4: What is your most essential tool? A. A stethoscope and a very strong cup of coffee. [ER Doctor from The Pitt] B. A vial of Temp V and a dark sense of humor. [Vigilante from The Boys] C. An encrypted tablet and a concealed carry permit. [Secret Service from Paradise] D. A suit of armor and a very tall friend named Duncan. [Squire from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms] Q5: Whatâs the "vibe" of your workspace? A. Fluorescent lights and the smell of antiseptic. [ER Doctor from The Pitt] B. A basement filled with weapons and conspiracy boards. [Vigilante from The Boys] C. A high-security underground biodome with no windows. [Secret Service from Paradise] D. The open road and the occasional muddy tavern. [Squire from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms] Q6: How do you deal with stress? A. I vent to my coworkers while hiding in a supply closet. [ER Doctor from The Pitt] B. I get into a fight. Physicality is the only release. [Vigilante from The Boys] C. I run five miles on a treadmill while staring at a wall. [Secret Service from Paradise] D. I sit by a fire and listen to a good story. [Squire from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms] Q7: Youâre offered a promotion that requires you to compromise your morals. You: A. Turn it down. My integrity is all I have left in this hospital. [ER Doctor from The Pitt] B. Take it, then use the new power to burn the company down. [Vigilante from The Boys] C. Take it. The mission is bigger than my personal feelings. [Secret Service from Paradise] D. Ask if it comes with a better horse and more food. [Squire from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms] Q8: What is your biggest workday fear? A. Losing a patient because the hospital ran out of supplies. [ER Doctor from The Pitt] B. Getting lasered by a guy in a cape. [Vigilante from The Boys] C. Realizing the person Iâm protecting is actually the villain. [Secret Service from Paradise] D. Having to fight a battle without a proper knightâs training. [Squire from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms] Q9: Who are your "work friends"? A. A group of exhausted residents who are basically my family. [ER Doctor from The Pitt] B. A ragtag bunch of vigilantes who are barely holding it together. [Vigilante from The Boys] C. Other agents who communicate mostly in nods and code. [Secret Service from Paradise] D. A bald kid who is surprisingly good at advice. [Squire from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms] Q10: What is your "dream" retirement? A. A small clinic in a town where nothing ever happens. [ER Doctor from The Pitt] B. Peace and quiet... after every Supe is in the ground. [Vigilante from The Boys] C. A quiet life in the upper levels of the city, far from the bunker. [Secret Service from Paradise] D. Just one night in a warm bed with a full stomach. [Squire from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms] Results: - ER Doctor from The Pitt: You belong in the fluorescent-lit chaos of the Pittsburgh Trauma Center. Youâre not looking for glory; youâre looking for a pulse. You deal with a "questionable human being" (your boss) and a broken healthcare system, yet you show up every day. You have "guarded compassion." You know how to be clinically distant enough to save a life but empathetic enough to hold a grieving parent's hand. - Vigilante from The Boys: Your "office" is a van filled with weapons and high-grade surveillance gear. You are the anti-corporate defense force. Blackmailing superheroes and dodging lasers, itâs high-stress, low-pay, and incredibly violent. Your dark sense of humor. In a world of "Supes," being the smartest "regular" person in the room is your only real superpower. - Secret Service from Paradise: You work in the upper echelons of a high-tech society that is rotting from the inside. Protecting VIPs in an underground biodome and keeping secrets that could start (or end) a war. You can witness a murder at breakfast and lead a tactical briefing by lunch without breaking a sweat. - Squire from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms: You belong on the muddy roads of Westeros, serving a hedge knight who is more "honor" than "gold." Sharpening swords, tending to horses, and realizing your "master" is actually a very good man in a very bad world. You aren't interested in the Iron Throne; youâre interested in a warm fire and a true story. Your humility is your greatest armor.
