Q1: You have just acquired a map to the Grand Line. Your immediate priority is: A. Sticking it in a safe place, like inside a safe or a very loyal stomach. [You Are... Monkey D. Luffy] B. Memorizing it instantly while trying to figure out how to steal the ship it came on. [You Are... Nami] C. Not caring, as long as I can find a way to get my swords sharpened nearby. [You Are... Roronoa Zoro] D. Asking if the map leads to a place with better catering. [You Are... Koby] Q2: A legendary pirate captain with a very large, red nose is currently screaming at you. You: A. Laugh. Itās a very funny nose, objectively speaking. [You Are... Monkey D. Luffy] B. Try to negotiate your way out while subtly looking for his weaknesses (and his treasure). [You Are... Nami] C. Fall asleep. Iāve had longer conversations with walls. [You Are... Roronoa Zoro] D. Wonder how he maintains that level of theatricality in this humidity. [You Are... Koby] Q3: You encounter a butler who seems a little too fond of his claws and his master's inheritance. You: A. Punch him. Itās the most direct form of conflict resolution. [You Are... Monkey D. Luffy] B. Protect the girl and the house while maintaining a high level of skepticism. [You Are... Nami] C. Beat him in a fight, but only after getting lost in the mansionās very simple hallway. [You Are... Roronoa Zoro] D. Question the hiring process of this particular estate. [You Are... Koby] Q4: Itās time for dinner on a floating restaurant. What are you ordering? A. Everything. Literally everything. Even the stuff that isn't on the menu. [You Are... Monkey D. Luffy] B. Whatever is cheapest. I have a debt to pay and a ship to maintain. [You Are... Nami] C. Sake. And maybe a snack, if it doesn't interfere with my training. [You Are... Roronoa Zoro] D. A perfectly seasoned dish that reminds me of why Iām actually doing this. [You Are... Koby] Q5: Your captain is currently trapped in a cage or being executed. Your reaction is: A. "Iām going to be the King of the Pirates!" (Note: You are currently the one in the cage). [You Are... Monkey D. Luffy] B. Iām going to save him, but Iām going to complain about it for the next three episodes. [You Are... Nami] C. Iām going to fight 100 Marines on the way there because I have nothing better to do. [You Are... Roronoa Zoro] D. Iām going to provide the necessary distraction so the professionals can handle it. [You Are... Koby] Q6: You meet a man-sized fish with a very bad attitude and a saw-blade nose. You think: A. Heād look great as my new crewmate. [You Are... Monkey D. Luffy] B. Heās a symbol of a deeply broken system, but heās also currently trying to kill me. [You Are... Nami] C. I wonder if his nose counts as a sword. [You Are... Roronoa Zoro] D. I should have stayed in the East Blue. [You Are... Koby] Results: - You Are... Monkey D. Luffy: You don't just "find" the One Piece; you stumble over it while looking for a snack. Your leadership style is best described as "optimistic negligence." You have a magnetic personality that attracts the world's most dangerous people, mostly because they want to see if youāre actually as thick-headed as you look. Chances of finding the One Piece: 75% - You Are... Nami: You are the only reason this ship hasn't hit a rock or declared bankruptcy in the first week. You treat the One Piece like a long-term investment strategy rather than a legendary treasure. Youāre likely the only one on the crew who knows the difference between a "log pose" and a decorative paperweight. Chances of finding the One Piece: 50% - You Are... Roronoa Zoro: You are the heavy hitter who is consistently five miles in the wrong direction. You don't necessarily care about the treasure; you just want to find an opponent who can actually survive three seconds against you. You spend 40% of the voyage training, 50% sleeping, and 10% being the coolest person on deck. Chances of Finding the One Piece: 90%. - You Are... Koby: You chose the 401k and the dental plan over the pirate life, and honestly? Smart move. While the Straw Hats are fighting fish-men and dodging cannonballs, youāre learning how to properly polish a Vice-Admiral's floor. You represent the "stable" side of the Grand Line. Chances of finding the One Piece: 100%
