Tell Us Your Office Preferences. We’re Not Judging.

Well, the absolute disaster of Scott’s Tots

The most awkward dinner with Michael and Jan

Michael dating Pam’s mom and then the horrible slap, oh damn!

Michael’s over-the-top action movie

I’d like to be the fearless Assistant Regional Manager

I’d rather settle for Assistant to the Regional Manager to avoid too much responsibility

I like to take charge as Head of Security and lay down the law

I would love to escape it all and run a beet farm

I’d train them to expect a mint after every ding

I like to wrap their desk in Christmas paper

I’d convince them I can control their mind

I’d switch places with someone for a day

I’d like to paint a giant office mural

Capture meaningful moments with my sketches

I’d rather redesign the Dunder Mifflin logo

I would make peaceful watercolor paintings

I’d love to try making Kevin’s famous chili and hope for the best

I like to sneak candy into the vending machine for a personal stash

I’d rather celebrate Pretzel Day and get all the toppings

I would like to hear Kevin describe his turtle soup recipe in great detail

I like to be involved in several secret committees for no reason

I’d rather have a mysterious backstory that no one questions

I love to say completely random things that make people uncomfortable

I would like to barter for weird things just to see what happens

I’d sing a heartfelt Dundies song

I love belting out dramatic ballads

I’d turn a meeting into an a cappella concert

I’d play my instrument at the worst time

I’d swap wild gifts and watch the chaos

I’d dance all night at a work wedding

I love costumes and pranks at office parties

I’d join an over-the-top mystery game

I like to start as the ambitious but clueless temp

I’d rather climb the corporate ladder, even if it means being a little shady

I would love to create a startup that makes no sense but sounds cool

I like to reinvent myself constantly and confuse everyone around me

I’d like to have an adorable and supportive relationship like Jim and Pam

I love the idea of a secret, intense romance like Dwight and Angela

I’d rather have a fun, goofy love story like Michael and Holly

I would like to be in a relationship that’s pure chaos like Kelly and Ryan