Checklist: Check all that apply to you Overlay Text: Yes Options: A. You can listen to Michael Scott’s long, pointless stories without zoning out. (Points: 1) B. You’re okay with Michael calling last-minute, completely unnecessary meetings. (Points: 1) C. You know how to navigate Michael Scott’s awkward, inappropriate jokes at work. (Points: 1) D. You can handle Michael’s sudden emotional outbursts without panicking. (Points: 1) E. You’re comfortable planning ridiculous office events because Michael insists. (Points: 1) F. You don’t mind being the scapegoat when one of Michael’s ideas backfires. (Points: 1) G. You’re prepared for Michael giving you unsolicited life advice daily. (Points: 1) H. You can calmly explain to Michael why the office budget can’t cover another Dundies. (Points: 1) I. You’re willing to go along with one of Michael’s unnecessary office pranks. (Points: 1) J. You can survive an entire workday with Michael without getting any real work done. (Points: 1) K. You won’t quit if Michael suddenly decides you’re his new best friend. (Points: 1) L. You can confidently say “That’s not appropriate, Michael”, specially to his "That's what she said" joke. (Points: 1) M. You can sit through Michael’s motivational speeches without questioning reality. (Points: 1) N. You know how to talk Michael out of a terrible idea without hurting his feelings. (Points: 1) O. You’re fine with Michael constantly comparing you to Ryan Howard. (Points: 1) Results: - "You’re the Toby of the Office": Michael would absolutely hate you. You follow the rules, shut down his wild ideas, and probably remind him of HR policies. Let’s face it—you’d be his arch-nemesis, and he’d do everything in his power to make you quit. - "Hanging in There Like Jim": You tolerate Michael’s antics just enough to survive. You know when to play along, when to push back, and when to sneak glances at the camera. You’re not thriving, but you’ve mastered the art of selective engagement. - "Michael’s Dream Assistant": You don’t just handle Michael—you encourage him. You laugh at his jokes, support his ridiculous plans, and somehow make things work. In his eyes, you’d be the best assistant ever—sorry, Dwight.
