Checklist: Check all the evil stuff that applies to you Overlay Text: Yes Options: A. Stared out a window, plotting like Maleficent (Points: 1) B. Tricked someone into a deal (Points: 1) C. Wore an outfit just to assert dominance (Points: 1) D. Delivered a dramatic speech no one asked for (Points: 1) E. Held onto a grudge way too long (Points: 1) F. Had a full Hades-level meltdown (Points: 1) G. Manipulated someone just for fun (Points: 1) H. Smirked as someone’s plan crumbled (Points: 1) I. Gave someone a nickname that wasn’t flattering (Points: 1) J. Got irrationally annoyed by happiness (Points: 1) K. Wished for a clueless henchman (Points: 1) L. Laughed at something wildly inappropriate (Points: 1) M. Thought, I should be in charge of everything (Points: 1) N. Pulled the classic I know something you don’t smirk (Points: 1) O. Said, You’ll regret this, or wanted to (Points: 1) Results: - 0–5: You’re about as villainous as a talking teacup. : Your biggest crime is probably jaywalking, and even then, you feel bad about it. - 6–10: You have villain potential but lack commitment. : Step it up if you want a proper evil lair. - 11–15: You’ve got the dramatic flair and just enough pettiness to run a kingdom into the ground. : All that’s missing is a theme song.
