Q1: You have five minutes to pack a single luxury item. What is it? A. A packet of potato seeds. Weāre going to need to eat. [You are Stuck on Mars (The Martian)] B. A battered photo of my family back home. It's what keeps me going. [You are Stuck on The French Frontlines (Saving Private Ryan)] C. A high-tech hibernation pod. Iād rather sleep through the wait. [You are Stuck on Mann's Planet (Interstellar)] D. A canteen of water and a lot of extra ammunition. [You are Stuck in the Al-Bathra Desert (Courage Under Fire)] Q2: Matt Damon is looking at you with that "intense, relatable hero" stare. How do you react? A. I give him a high-five and start calculating the math to get us home. [You are Stuck on Mars (The Martian)] B. I tell him to get his gear on; we have a bridge to defend. [You are Stuck on The French Frontlines (Saving Private Ryan)] C. I wonder if heās actually going to betray me the second I turn my back. [You are Stuck on Mann's Planet (Interstellar)] D. I try to comfort him, but Iām honestly just as terrified as he is. [You are Stuck in the Al-Bathra Desert (Courage Under Fire)] Q3: What is the biggest threat to your immediate survival? A. A massive dust storm and a lack of atmospheric pressure. [You are Stuck on Mars (The Martian)] B. An advancing Panzer division and a lack of reinforcements. [You are Stuck on The French Frontlines (Saving Private Ryan)] C. Total isolation on a frozen wasteland with no way to communicate. [You are Stuck on Mann's Planet (Interstellar)] D. The crushing weight of a secret and the heat of the desert sun. [You are Stuck in the Al-Bathra Desert (Courage Under Fire)] Q4: How do you feel about the team coming to find you? A. Iām literally counting the days. Iāve made a calendar out of rocks. [You are Stuck on Mars (The Martian)] B. They shouldn't have come. Itās too dangerous for eight guys to save one. [You are Stuck on The French Frontlines (Saving Private Ryan)] C. Iāll do whatever it takes to make sure they find me, even if it costs them everything. [You are Stuck on Mann's Planet (Interstellar)] D. Iām not sure I want to be found. Iām not sure I can face what happened. [You are Stuck in the Al-Bathra Desert (Courage Under Fire)] Q5: Whatās the "vibe" of your current location? A. Rust-red, very quiet, and surprisingly scientific. [You are Stuck on Mars (The Martian)] B. Muddy, loud, and smells like damp wool and gunpowder. [You are Stuck on The French Frontlines (Saving Private Ryan)] C. Blindingly white, freezing cold, and mathematically impossible. [You are Stuck on Mann's Planet (Interstellar)] D. Sandy, hazy, and filled with the sound of hovering choppers. [You are Stuck in the Al-Bathra Desert (Courage Under Fire)] Q6: Someone suggests "science-ing" your way out of a problem. Your response? A. "Thatās the only way weāre getting out of here. Pass me the duct tape." [You are Stuck on Mars (The Martian)] B. "Unless science can stop a Tiger tank, Iām sticking to my rifle." [You are Stuck on The French Frontlines (Saving Private Ryan)] C. "Iāll use science to fake the data so you think this planet is habitable." [You are Stuck on Mann's Planet (Interstellar)] D. "I'm just trying to survive the night. We'll worry about the 'how' tomorrow." [You are Stuck in the Al-Bathra Desert (Courage Under Fire)] Q7: The rescue ship/squad finally appears on the horizon. What do you do? A. Blast some disco music and prepare for a very bumpy ride. [You are Stuck on Mars (The Martian)] B. Stay in the foxhole. We still have a job to do before we leave. [You are Stuck on The French Frontlines (Saving Private Ryan)] C. Try to hijack the ship. Iāve been alone too long to play nice. [You are Stuck on Mann's Planet (Interstellar)] D. Finally tell the truth about what happened out there in the sand. [You are Stuck in the Al-Bathra Desert (Courage Under Fire)] Results: - You are Stuck on Mars (The Martian): You are a resilient, snarky problem-solver. You donāt panic when things explode; you just "science the sh*t" out of it. You and Mark Watney would actually have a great time together, assuming you both like potatoes and 70s disco. Youāre trapped 140 million miles from home, but your high IQ and refusal to die make you a legend. Youāre the most likely to survive because you treat every disaster like a crossword puzzle. - You are Stuck on The French Frontlines (Saving Private Ryan): You are a person of duty and quiet conflict. You understand the cost of a life and feel the heavy burden of the sacrifices others make for you. Youāre not looking for glory; youāre just trying to "earn this" and make it home to your family. You are gritty, emotional, and the odds are stacked against you. You survive because of the brotherhood around you, but youāll never forget the faces of the men who came to get you. - You are Stuck on Mann's Planet (Interstellar): You are driven by a desperate, almost dangerous level of self-preservation. Youāve been isolated for so long that your moral compass has started to spin. Youāre the "Dr. Mann" of the groupābrilliant, but willing to forge the data if it means seeing another human face. You are cold, lonely, and silent. Your survival depends on whether you can keep your sanity in a place where time and space don't work the way they should. - You are Stuck in the Al-Bathra Desert (Courage Under Fire): You are the "Original Matt Damon." Youāre trapped in a high-pressure situation where the truth is just as dangerous as the enemy fire. Youāre a survivor of a chaotic situation, and your struggle is as much internal as it is external. You're hot, dusty, and tense. You aren't just waiting for a helicopter; youāre waiting for someone to finally listen to what really happened during the crash.
