The Stuart Fails To Save The Universe Personality Quiz

To grab a sketchbook and start documenting the geometric beauty of the crumbling sky.

To check if the alternate-universe version of your rent is cheaper.

To find a rock. Not just any rock, a metamorphic rock that shouldn't exist in this timeline.

To call Barry Kripke and mock him for not being the one who destroyed reality first.

A cardboard tube I’ve fashioned into a "Staff of Power."

A very sturdy pair of sensible shoes and a lot of cynicism.

A heavy piece of quartz. It’s both a weapon and a conversation starter.

A drone I modified to shout insults at anyone who gets too close.

A series of very well-drawn, but extremely sad, comic book panels.

Being the person who almost kept the group together despite the overwhelming incompetence.

The discovery of a new element that existed for exactly three seconds before reality vanished.

A witty, highly derogatory remark that was unfortunately unheard by anyone.