Q1: You find a high-value asset that turns out to be a small, green child with magic powers. Your first move is: A. Reluctantly adopt it. My life was too peaceful anyway. [You Are Din Djarin] B. Analyze how this child can help me reclaim my ancestral throne. [You Are Bo-Katan Kryze] C. Try to find a way to turn this into a legitimate business opportunity. [You Are Greef Karga] D. I am the asset. And Iām hungry. [You Are Grogu] Q2: What is your stance on "The Way"? A. It is a strict, literal code that involves never showing my face to anyone. [You Are Din Djarin] B. Itās a set of cultural guidelines that I follow when it suits my political agenda. [You Are Bo-Katan Kryze] C. The "Way" is whatever path leads to a massive pile of Beskar or credits. [You Are Greef Karga] D. I don't speak the language, but Iāll follow whoever has the best snacks. [You Are Grogu] Q3: Choose your preferred method of conflict resolution: A. A single, well-placed blaster shot and a pithy one-liner. [You Are Din Djarin] B. A grand, cinematic speech followed by a full-scale planetary invasion. [You Are Bo-Katan Kryze] C. Negotiating a deal where everyone wins, but I win slightly more. [You Are Greef Karga] D. Closing my eyes really hard and making the problem float away. [You Are Grogu] Q4: Pick your ideal "base of operations": A. A pre-Empire ship that is 40% duct tape and 60% sheer willpower. [You Are Din Djarin] B. A reclaimed castle on a beautiful, albeit slightly scorched, homeworld. [You Are Bo-Katan Kryze] C. A high-end office in a newly gentrified trade city. [You Are Greef Karga] D. A floating pram or a very cozy leather satchel. [You Are Grogu] Q5: How do you handle "The Empire"? A. I try to stay off their radar, but they keep finding me. [You Are Din Djarin] B. They took everything from me, so Iām going to take everything from them. [You Are Bo-Katan Kryze] C. Iāll work with them if the price is right, but Iām keeping a knife behind my back. [You Are Greef Karga] D. They keep trying to take my blood, but I just want to play with their control buttons. [You Are Grogu] Q6: What is your "love language"? A. Protecting you from a Mudhorn at the cost of my own health. [You Are Din Djarin] B. Handing you a Darksaber and telling you itās your responsibility now. [You Are Bo-Katan Kryze] C. Giving you a "High Magistrate" title and a fancy cape. [You Are Greef Karga] D. Staring at you with giant eyes until you give me that shiny silver ball. [You Are Grogu] Results: - You Are Din Djarin: You are the ultimate "reluctant dad" of the galaxy. Your life is a series of side quests that you take on with a heavy sigh and a perfectly maintained weapon system. You donāt seek out glory; you just seek out the next job that keeps the lights on and the kid safe. People trust you because you have a code, even if that code involves never letting anyone see your skincare routine. - You Are Bo-Katan Kryze: You are defined by your legacy. Youāve spent years watching your homeworld fall, and youāve decided that youāre the only one capable of picking up the pieces. You are a master of the "long game," understanding that power isn't just about the Darksaberāit's about the people who follow the person holding it. - You Are Greef Karga: You are the king of the "strategic pivot." Youāve realized that being a bounty hunter is a young person's game and that real power lies in infrastructure and trade. Youāve managed to turn a dusty outpost into a thriving hub, proving that a sharp suit and a sharper wit are just as effective as a jetpack. - You Are Grogu: You are the most dangerous person in the room, but you're too busy eating a frog to care. You navigate the galaxy through a mix of high-level Force abilities and pure, unadulterated cuteness. You don't need a blaster or a throne; you just need a sturdy pair of arms to carry you and an occasional silver knob to play with. You are the "Final Girl" of the Outer Rim, but with better ears.
