Evil Dead Personality Quiz: Would You Survive Evil Dead?

Smash the recorder immediately and throw the book into the incinerator.

Listen for a few seconds to understand what you're dealing with, then look for a weapon.

Get distracted by the "scientific importance" of the text and start taking notes.

Lean in closer. The voice on the tape sounds strangely like a lost relative.

A modified bone-saw with a high-torque motor.

A double-barreled flare gun and a canister of gasoline.

A heavy metal tray and a prayer book you found in the chapel.

A rolling IV pole. At least it has wheels?

Fashion a makeshift rain-slicker out of body bags and start sprinting.

Clear a path with a chainsaw, laughing manically because the adrenaline has finally taken over.

Hide in a locker and wait for the "Final Girl/Guy" to find you.

Trip over a mop bucket within the first ten feet.

Spit in its eye and pull the trigger. My pain is mine, you can’t have it.

Ignite the gas line. If I’m going down, I’m taking this entire floor with me.

Recite the banishment verse with shaking hands, praying the words still have power.

Finally stop fighting. The darkness feels warmer than the life you’ve been living.