I’d train them to expect a mint after every ding

I like to wrap their desk in Christmas paper

I’d convince them I can control their mind

I’d switch places with someone for a day

I’d like to paint a giant office mural

Capture meaningful moments with my sketches

I’d rather redesign the Dunder Mifflin logo

I would make peaceful watercolor paintings

I’d love to try making Kevin’s famous chili and hope for the best

I like to sneak candy into the vending machine for a personal stash

I’d rather celebrate Pretzel Day and get all the toppings

I would like to hear Kevin describe his turtle soup recipe in great detail

I like to be involved in several secret committees for no reason

I’d rather have a mysterious backstory that no one questions

I love to say completely random things that make people uncomfortable

I would like to barter for weird things just to see what happens

I’d sing a heartfelt Dundies song

I love belting out dramatic ballads

I’d turn a meeting into an a cappella concert

I’d play my instrument at the worst time

I’d swap wild gifts and watch the chaos

I’d dance all night at a work wedding

I love costumes and pranks at office parties

I’d join an over-the-top mystery game

I like to start as the ambitious but clueless temp

I’d rather climb the corporate ladder, even if it means being a little shady

I would love to create a startup that makes no sense but sounds cool

I like to reinvent myself constantly and confuse everyone around me