You can listen to Michael Scott’s long, pointless stories without zoning out.

You’re okay with Michael calling last-minute, completely unnecessary meetings.

You know how to navigate Michael Scott’s awkward, inappropriate jokes at work.

You can handle Michael’s sudden emotional outbursts without panicking.

You’re comfortable planning ridiculous office events because Michael insists.

You don’t mind being the scapegoat when one of Michael’s ideas backfires.

You’re prepared for Michael giving you unsolicited life advice daily.

You can calmly explain to Michael why the office budget can’t cover another Dundies.

You’re willing to go along with one of Michael’s unnecessary office pranks.

You can survive an entire workday with Michael without getting any real work done.

You won’t quit if Michael suddenly decides you’re his new best friend.

You can confidently say “That’s not appropriate, Michael”, specially to his "That's what she said" joke.

You can sit through Michael’s motivational speeches without questioning reality.

You know how to talk Michael out of a terrible idea without hurting his feelings.

You’re fine with Michael constantly comparing you to Ryan Howard.