Q1: Who would you trust to lead you into battle? A. Aragorn, obviously [Youāre Merry] B. Gandalf, why not? [Youāre Pippin] Q2: Whatās your strategy for stealing from a magical entity? A. Maybe donāt? [Youāre Merry] B. Take the shiny thing and run [Youāre Pippin] Q3: Where do you stand on excessive drinking? A. Steady and respectable [Youāre Merry] B. Competitive and disastrous [Youāre Pippin] Q4: Whatās your battle plan in the Middle-Earth? A. Think first [Youāre Merry] B. Run & hope for the best [Youāre Pippin] Q5: Why would you climb a tree in the middle of a war? A. To get a better vantage point [Youāre Merry] B. To make new friends [Youāre Pippin] Q6: When chaos erupts, whatās your instinct? A. Step up [Youāre Merry] B. Scream [Youāre Pippin] Q7: Whatās your approach to dealing with authority figures? A. Respectful, unless theyāre wrong [Youāre Merry] B. Zero impulse control [Youāre Pippin] Q8: Why are you being knighted? A. I fought in a war and earned it [Youāre Merry] B. No idea, but Iām not complaining [Youāre Pippin] Q9: Whatās your greatest contribution to the Fellowship? A. Tactical support [Youāre Merry] B. Unhinged distractions [Youāre Pippin] Q10: Where do you see yourself after the war? A. Rebuilding and leading [Youāre Merry] B. Getting thrown out of a pub for singing [Youāre Pippin] Results: - Youāre Merry: You somehow managed to become a knight despite being a Hobbit. You also may or may not have started a revolution in the Shire. Congratulations? - Youāre Pippin: You once stole from a wizard and lived to tell the tale, which is honestly impressive. Somehow, you keep stumbling into important situations, and people just have to deal with it.
